Welcome to the opening week
Bayern NeverLusen faced double trouble this week as they had two games back to back against opposition that were eager to hit that number one spot. NeverLusen weren’t even tested as they spanked the opposition like Snoop Dogg spanks his b****es on the street corner. They were easy victors first defeating the Billionaire Boys club and then defeating Smokey FC and they go to the top of the table. They have however played a game more than EFC who can return to top spot next week while NeverLusen rest.
The match reports
Bayern Neverlusen look like a transformed squad this week, cool calm and composed. Husan was the twinkle toes up front, I think this guy takes ballerina classes he is a bit too light on his feet but don’t worry I wont tell anyone. Amange was the rocket launcher in the middle of the park holding up play nicely and providing the David Beckham pass. Iyad made some great saves in goal and then came out field to just bulldoze past everyone, he could probably knock down a brick wall if he tried. Haider also did his stint in goal but was clearly better outfield as he tricked and turned his way past numerous players, as he sang Kylie Minogues “im spinning around, move out of my way I know your feeling me cause u like it like this (the remix of course). Then there are the final pieces of the puzzle Michael and Drilon. Drilon actually scored the pick of the goals with a charging run down the wing and a shot that blasted the net on the half volley. Michael was probably the laziest out of the lot 
warming up the subs bench, but when he was on he played a good defensive game. The teams NeverLusen played BBC and Smokey FC were disgraceful. Both of these teams were looking good in the first 5 minutes when the scores were only 2-1. I don’t know what happened but clearly NeverLusen played some kind of Jedi mind tricks on them as they beat BBC 12-3 and Smokey FC 15-3 to go top of the table.
Player Cam:
Goals of the day. Drilon (NeverLusen). A charging run down the wing with a half volley finish. Haider (NeverLusen). NeverLusen were already 10-1 up so he decided to take his time and bang in a sweet half volley from distance. Addanka (BBC). Definitely BBC’s best player with a cheeky goal
Skills of the day. Husan (NeverLusen). I think his feet have their own driving licence, holy crap too quick and confusing
New teams coming in. There is news around Hammersmith and Ealing and West London College that two new teams will enter next week. This means the league will go up to 7 teams and everyone will play each other once. The new teams have a lot of catching up to do so it may be that in January you play twice in one day, the question is will they show?
Player of the week: Husan (NeverLusen) 11 goals, enough said. Amange was also a contender but maybe next week
Team of the week: Every single NeverLusen player.
Please see the results below, its in spreadsheet format
NEXT WEEK
*GUYS BE EARLY, PEOPLE ARE STILL CHANGING ON THE PITCH WHEN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING FOOTIE, THE FIRST GAME WAS CUT TO 35 MINUTES, I DON’T WANT THIS AGAIN NEXT WEEK**
4 New team 1 vs. new team 2
440 EFC vs. Billionaire Boys Club
520 Street fame vs. Smokey FC
Regards
Nilesh
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