Aston championship final week
The championship finale
The title.
Milf faced the punishable task of double trouble this week but their start was met with some controversy as the Nightwolves who had just played an hour ago did not turn up to their encounter to give Milf an easy win. This meant only one thing. Milf vs. Limiteds 535pm THE TITLE DECIDER.
The fans turned up in numbers, building work across Aston ceased for 25 minutes as the 2 giants of the championship went head to head for the first time in both the clubs histories. Limiteds started off the favourites but the tide soon turned as Milf’s passing out done Limiteds who just couldn’t keep up. Koldo the krazy kangaroo skipped past the Limited defence and scored within the opening 5 minutes as Limiteds were shaken. Fantastic Fabio then added another for Milf to stir the crowd as surely Limiteds couldn’t come back from this. Milf keeper Odysseus was then called into action on numerous occasions as Limiteds attack fell flat. Alex “the monster” Mikic continued his strong presence in defence and only Sam from the Limiteds looked dangerous. Limiteds at 2-0 down didn’t give up but then the powerhouse Philipp put his name in the record books and ended an unbelievable season with the Milf ending up on top of the Limiteds. The Limiteds weren’t in the game as they were taken to the cleaners. Milf 3-0 Limiteds. Milf are crowned championship winners.
The race for 3rd place
Swan and the Paedo, Joe Camel and Lockhouse Lush pups had their own three way for 3rd place as all 3 Aston original teams went head to head to see who will finish the best of the rest.
The pups were first in action and with a 20 minute time limit it was certainly up tempo. Michael Van Ree and Olly were the two attacking players that were causing the Wolves a world of problems. Michael hit first and then turned supplier as Olly turned up the heat to shoot with tremendous power and score. The Wolves who are used to a dog fight (see what I did there) didn’t give up and Jam master Jenkins played that funky music white boy as his double put the Wolves back on level terms. Aaron nearly completed his hat trick but a fine save from Rob in between the sticks kept him at bay it’s almost as if we were seeing the 5 a side version of Jo Hart. With 2 mins left on the clock Olly managed to pull the pups back into the lead and then **knock knock** who’s there? Todd, Todd who? Todd the m*f***ing heartbreaker as he brought the Wolves back level with moments left on the clock. Pups 3-3 Wolves.
In the next event perhaps the most crucial as Swans and the Camels battled it out in 2 rounds one in the pond and one in the desert. The Winner would clearly get the advantage as they waited for the closing results. It didn’t seem like the opener was coming from anywhere as both teams didn’t really muster up any chances with the referee checking out the latest gossip in your local celeb magazine. Finally a breakthrough came and it was no surprise that Joe Harding did the damage after latching on to a wicked pass that cut through the defense. Camels now were ignited, but have they got what it takes? Shuffy tried his luck by scoring from halfway but nope he didn’t hit the 5 a side g spot. Shuffy showed persistence pays off as he did get the equalizer. The Camels camp now went searching for the win. With both teams sharing equal possession it looked to be heading for a draw. Elliot and Melling played their role in defense with Diego of course trying to showboat 
but then Shuffy was on the ball, 30 seconds on the clock. He took the ball past two and then could it be, yes ICE ICE BABY download that and put it as your ringtone cause all you will hear is swooooosh all net baby, best believe. What a comeback and despite the antics of the Swans . A win for the camels meant they went on equal points to Swans and needed a win or draw against the Pups.
Camels certainly were the more confident after their victory and all they needed was a draw to claim 3rd but they stood against a Pups side that were desperate to end with a bang. The pups put on a stunner of a show barely allowing for the Camels to have a look in. Again it was a fairly quiet affair in the opening 10 minutes but then out of the clear blue sky Olly struck from half way. Olly then continued his devastation across the attack as he set up Michael who finished to make it 2-0. As the Camels waved bye bye to 3rd spot James Martin made it 3-0 due to what was to go down as the keeper’s fault, up to that point he had been doing a fantastic job. Despite a late Vickers goal and an attempted bicycle kick the Camels narrowly miss out down to goal difference.
Player cam.
Goal of the day. Olly Leach and hit half way banger against the Camels to wake everyone up and take the pups into the lead.
Skill of the day. Diego (Camels). With a nice back heel pass. Aaron Jenkins (Wolves) has been hitting the twister board with some tantalizing moves.
Picture perfect passing. All of Milf deployed fantastic one touch no look passing and it was a brilliant way to end things with such a breathtaking show. Koldo and Fabio with the dangerous attack and Philipp and Alex with great defense. Let’s not forget Odysseus who made some great saves.
Saves of the day. Rob (Pups) Ross (Camels)
Tackles of the day: Mathew Holmes (Wolves) and Michael Van Ree (Pups) were strong and hard. Melling and Elliot played a great double header for the Camels only to be unraveled in the final 10.
Team of the week
GK Odysseus (Milf)
DF Melling (Camels)
MDF Philipp (Milf)
AMF Olly (Pups)
FW Jenkins (Wolves)
Please see the final spreadsheet
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